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A lot of things you may have wanted to know about me... ...but were too shy to ask!

  • My personal relationship with Jesus Christ is the most important thing in my life, and it influences every choice I make.
  • I can't eat ravioli!!!
  • I love dark chocolate and Coca Cola
  • My first computer was a Tandy.
  • Now I own a Dell, and the only good mac is a Big Mac, and even that's debatable. Just kidding. My work computer is a Mac, and I love it.
  • I allow myself three mistakes a day... if, by chance, I make three mistakes in one day, then I start all over again and give myself three more.
  • I love word games.
  • I am second and third place on thearcadesite.com. My son, Jimmy, is Ach1lles, who is number 1.
  • I have two three-inch screws in my neck keeping my head from falling off...
  • I have a GPS system in my car that doesn't keep me from getting lost, but it does confirm that I AM lost...
  • I lost most of my hair in '95, and it never came back completely; that's where I get the phrase 'Life's not fair. If life were fair, I'd still have hair."
  • I was never on the Philippine Jr. Olympic Diving Team.
  • I am an active member of Whittier Area Community Church.
  • I CANNOT stand ravioli.
  • I just love working with children and seeing their excitement when they learn something.
  • I don't wear jewelry.
  • Part of my life story was featured in the premiere episode of the Philippine TV series Pinagmulan: The Journey Home; unfortunately, the show was cancelled after 14 episodes.
  • My Favorites
    • Ice Cream: Rocky Road
    • Soft Drink: Coca Cola, hands down
    • Color: Blue and any shade of blue
    • Sweets: dark chocolate
    • Book: To Kill a Mockingbird
    • Movie: You’ve Got Mail
    • Singer: The Hammer Kids
    • Music Style: Contemporary Christian, Classic Rock, Old School Hymns
    • Subject: MATH
    • Teacher(s) Mr. Varnava (HS Spanish), Mrs. Ortega (HS English), Mr. Le Grange (7th Grade Math) Mr. Mock (6th Grade) Mr. Gose (HS Government) Dr. DawnEllen Jacobs (Ed Courses) Dr. Swindall (CBU Intro to Logic)

JoAnn Hammer

A very fine day in March, 19??
(I turned 40 in 2001 ... you do the math!)

Heavenly Citizenship Day
December 5, 1971

American Citizenship Day
January 28, 1983

Teaching, reading, creating short-cuts